April '09 Newsletter - We Need Your Help + new free complete English lesson plans
April '09 Newsletter (2)
Hello to everyone Out There
I hope that your Easter eggs are still unfertilised (if that's how you want them) and that you can really help us this week.
It's a short newsletter, as probably no one will read it because half the world has already stopped working or shut down their computers, but this is what I have for you this week:
WE NEED YOUR HELP
FOR FREE - New 'normally paid for' complete lesson plans and audio (SS2.20 lifestyles)
Wordy gag fest (joke)
HELP NEEDED - unlike big stock market listed companies such as Pearson we need some help to get our message out to the world. This is where YOU come in :-)
At da moment most peeps fink dat Pearson and Livemocha is really cool 'cos they come up wiv a new wheez for them lang.ex social-networkers called.... 'online conversation practice English courses, a series of'.
Them financial geezers in da city 'av been having a grin and gettin real excited by it, man. Ain't no one don't kno'bout it.
Ahem...but what people don't know, is that we have been working on our unique lesson plans and courses for 8 years and through... blood, sweat, tears, a lotta lotta money, fall-outs, fall-ins, late night drinking sessions, disagreements, foul-mouthed office rants, slamming down of phones, being thrown out of peoples' offices, suing, being sued, freely using the 'C' word ('Noooo!'), hiding from the bailiffs, re-mortgaging, getting ripped off, stealing the 'pick and mix' in Woolworths and blaming ourselves for their tragic bankruptcy and closure and generally sticking the V-sign up to the Establishment...is that we published the first ever 'online conversation practice English courses, a series of' last year, a full eight months before Pearson and Livemocha say they are going to publish theirs (whatever it looks like, hope they haven't been spying!) in August this year.
So, to get your free 'normally paid for' complete self-study lesson plans on 'lifestyles' that not many people have seen before (+ the MP3 listening file) please click on this link (the lesson plan downloads are on the right hand side with English, Chinese, Korean and Spanish instructions):
http://www.prleap.com/pr/134585/
..and while you are there also Stumble, Delicious, Tweet or Digg it, and then forward this email to six of your friends (optimal number, someone in PR told me, and make them high powered ones, please!) who really like the idea of someone working hard for years and then having a monster company come along and make them feel that they haven't been wasting their time and energy on something totally nuts.
No wonder a lot of people didn't like us doing it, some of the feedback re: the Pearson announcement is a bit 'end of the English school is nigh'.
Thanks, we love you all very much!
Wordy gag fest
I got my wife a vibrator for her birthday. She's
done nothing but moan ever since.
Until next time...when I probably will have news of a 'punch-up' I am organising for LOT with the UK government which relates to the recent immigration changes.
Cheers
Jason
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